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After much deliberation , we’ve decided the ideal names for my cousin’s future children would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

When they’re outside playing and we need to call them in for dinner, ‘GOSPEL UNITE’. Then, we could post a photo of the last supper, #throwback

h0llo:

I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka

demolitionfrerardist:

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

can we please not reblog this post

snorlaxatives:

livingnautical:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i wish i could use emoji’s in real life

wait apparently those are called emotions

im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though

i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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ask-kurracolt:

ted:

The world’s most viewed TED Talk. In GIFs!

I just can’t reblog this enough. If I filled up my tumblr with just this it wouldn’t be enough. Most of all I wish I could tell my immediate family about this because they perpetuate me growing out of creativity -.-

@amylouisehawkins @imheidiee @charmainecx Merry Christmas to us ;) #nutrimetics #brokeass #byebyemoney #girlsnight #pamperingsesh #cutenights #bestshit

@amylouisehawkins @imheidiee @charmainecx Merry Christmas to us ;) #nutrimetics #brokeass #byebyemoney #girlsnight #pamperingsesh #cutenights #bestshit

@jden looking classy as fuck #lookingsuave #pullinginallthebids #notevenjoking

@jden looking classy as fuck #lookingsuave #pullinginallthebids #notevenjoking

Choo choo #addict #aznlyf #errrday #sushitrain

Choo choo #addict #aznlyf #errrday #sushitrain

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

artemis-devotee:

dendropsyche:

zooophagous:

somethingfeline:

bookshop:

seraphica:

This is a set of chocolates made to look (and somewhat act) like a set of paints. Alas, this limited-edition set is only available in Japan, and it’ll run you 4,200 yen (around $43 US).

That’s probably for the best, though, because I would refuse to ever actually eat something that perfect.

CARAMEL NO. 6 oh my god *wants*

I… need this.

This box of chocolates is oddly arousing

i was almost mad like “WHY WOULD YOU CUT OPEN A PERFECTLY GOOD PAINT BOTTLE AND LET IT POUR OUT ON THE FLOOR” and the i realized it was chocolate

SAME HERE, Dendropsyche D: